God Damn Amex

Ok so I didn't pay on time, but it wasn't my damn fault - you know how much they caharged me on not paying my amex? Well alls I gonna tel you is that you don't earn enough in a year to make my minimum payment on my visa card let alone the full payment on my Amex. So it's a lot. I'm thinking of sacking my PA or docking her miniscule wages the extra interest I have been charged.

Anyway I told Amex who i was and they were like sorry mr franzipan, the computer doesn't know the difference between some goof off the discovery channel and an A list Hollywood celebrity like yourself how can we fix the situation for you? So i like said they need to get the girl that signed me up to Amex like two years ago to come round with six of her best girlfriends for a pool party and I would forget all about it. They told me she now works for Diners Club. So what is an A list celebrity to do? I told them to double her salary and hire her back and then i would not go to diners card with my millions of dollars. I'm wating for Jean Paul to call me back. I'll let you know if they bow to the pressure. I'm Toni Franzipan and I get what I want.

Laters...